What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 04:10
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Apple’s Craig Federighi on the long road to the iPad’s Mac-like multitasking - Ars Technica
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Then came..
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.